Contrary to popular belief, HRTC members don't spend ALL of their spare time training. Not even the legendary Karl Stewart. As a matter of fact, Karl spends a pretty good chunk of his time sitting on his butt in movie theaters. As an even BIGGER matter of fact, Karl has seen just about every movie ever made. To that end, he has generously offered to donate his opinion of what's currently showing for publication on this site.

I considered using small images of butts as a rating system to replace the tiny Karl heads I used to use, but posting images of butts is inherently dangerous (depending on the butt in question). So - I decided to use the next best thing - the butt joint (as pictured to the left). Perfect in that it is A) inoffensive, and B) a commonly used form of attaching pieces of wood together during the construction of movie sets. And I did not make that up.

So - the reviews are updated every week, with new movies starting at the bottom of the list.